In 1984, President Ronald Reagan tasked the CIA with creating the world’s first genetically engineered super gamer. After billions of dollars of research and development, Paul was created and born. Through superior gaming instinct and natural talent, he single-handedly defeated all his enemies, and now has a day job of recruiting and licensing foster and adoptive parents. He likes to spend his free time playing multiplayer games online, single player story based games like Mass Effect, and spending time with his family and friends.

What is that guy looking at you might ask yourself. Well, you’d be right. That’s Josh and he’s referring to himself in the third person while writing up this bio. He has been a gamer for his entire life. He might be what we call an “experienced” gamer, but that’s just the nice way to say he’s the oldest of the bunch. He’s also the crazy one. He’s basically a 15-year-old trapped in an old man’s body. Josh doesn’t understand normal human emotions like stress and worry. He’s the friend that makes you laugh…or rage, depending on if he’s just having fun and goofing around, or being stupid and getting everyone killed.

Introducing Ryan, the multitasking master with a heavy, but hilarious, schedule! When he’s not plundering castles or saving virtual worlds as the ultimate gamer extraordinaire, you can find him juggling more hobbies than all the clowns in a circus combined. From collecting pebbles that resemble famous celebrities to perfecting the art of knitting socks for garden gnomes, Ryan’s hobbies have reached a level that can only be described as a glorious chaos. So, if you’re ever in need of an expert gamer or a friend to teach you the ins and outs of knitting gardens for miniature magical creatures, Ryan is your go-to guy. With Ryan around, life is never boring, and hobbies are always taken to a whole new level of “wait, you do what?!?”